Showing posts with label News Niblet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News Niblet. Show all posts

6/25/2007

A True Crime Story...

Okay, here's the story.

A prisoner doing time for parole violation in Utah is taken to a medical appointment outside prison. While on the outside he overpowers the guard, takes the guard's gun, and kills the guard.

Now he's looking at 1st Degree Murder.

He goes on the run, but is quickly caught.

Because he looks like...

This.

Way to blend in with the crowd in Utah you moron.

This is a perfect case for the death penalty, he's too dumb to be allowed to live. He thinks killing a guard and going on the run while looking like a rejected circus freak makes himself a grat criminal mastermind.

I have one word for it... idiocy.

3/18/2007

2/28/2007

Why Al Can't Save Power?

When I heard Al Gore's power consumption was 20X that of an ordinary household I was shocked. I knew he was a hypocrite, I just didn't know how vast the scale of his hypocrisy will be.

Then I started wondering....

...Why is he sucking up so much power?

So here are my Top 5 answers.

THE TOP 5 REASONS AL GORE USES SO MUCH ELECTRICITY

5. He's running a sweatshop using illegal aliens to make Inconvenient Truth DVDs.

4. He's doing experiments reviving corpses he's stolen from graves in the greater Nashville area so they can vote in Florida (where it's legal).

3. He needs electricity to fuel his vast charisma. (that can't be it)

2. Two words: GROW-OP.

1. Tipper doesn't believe in batteries.

2/23/2007

A Thing to Make You Go "Hmmmmmm...."

The Canadian Supreme Court today declared the government's use of 'security certificates' to detain potential terrorists as unconstitutional.

Canada has had these security certificates, in one form or another, for a long time, at least since WW2. They have withstood every challenge to their constitutionality until today.

Why?

Well, I'm not accusing anyone of anything, but...


1. Canada is now run by a Conservative Party government after over a decade of rule by the Liberal Party.

2. The members of the Supreme Court were almost all appointed by the long ruling Liberal Party.

3. The Liberals are trying to force an election and run on a platform that the Conservative government are toadies of the evil Bushhitler/Halliburton / Fascist / Zionist conspiracy.

4. Suddenly declaring a long running security program unconstitutional goes a long way to painting the Conservatives that way, especially with a pro-Liberal Party media waiting for something to run with.

I'm just saying... makes one suspicious.


Hmmmm....

12/05/2006

Some comments about those Imams...

My personal theory is that they staged the whole thing to get themselves tossed off the plane, thus sparking lawsuits, protests, and civil rights complaints in order to weaken airline security, and pave the way for another 9/11.

The whole thing just reeks of a set-up.

But that's just me.

I'm paranoid.

Here are some other opinions...

DENNIS MILLER:




SOUT-AL-KUFFAR:



What do you think?

11/24/2006

Patterico: LA Times=Al Qaida Mouthpiece?

Patterico has a must read post about the LA Times and their use of 'stringers' to handle the bulk of reporting out of Iraq and how those stringers mysteriously repeat Islamist Terrorist propaganda.

Can we trust anything the MSM is saying about Iraq these days?

11/05/2006

THE VERDICT IS IN!

Saddam Hussein has been found guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced to hang.

EVERYBODY SING ALONG!

Dang me
Dang me
They're gonna git a rope and hang me
Hang from the highest tree!
Oh, Allah, Ramsey Clarke couldn't save me!

10/31/2006

10/22/2006

Aunty Beeb is Anti-British?

That's what a lot of folks have been saying for years. Now it's official after the contents of an 'impartiality summit' of high BBC execs & media figures was leaked. Read about it here.

There's lots of inane revelations, like how it would be okay to toss a Christian Bible into a trashcan, but not a Muslim Koran, and how female Muslim newsreaders should wear veils. All kinds of stuff showing political correctness run amok. Political correctness that endangers the very liberties it needs to exist.

Will the leaking of this report lead to any change at the venerable Beeb?

Probably not.

If there's one thing I've learned about the political left and the politically correct, it's that they are completely unable to learn anything that exists outside their narrow prejudices.

Sad but true.

PS: I'm hoping to book a Moment of Truth interview with a BBC executive, just as soon as I can get one willing to go inside a giant metal tube.

10/14/2006

What a difference a party makes.

Gerry Studds, the first openly gay Congressman in American history died today.

I think it should be fair to history to note that he didn't choose to be openly gay. That choice was made for him in 1983 when it was discovered that in 1973 he had a sexual relationship with an underage male page.

Now that scandal has caused some to compare him to Rep. Mark Foley. However those comparisons are unfair.

Foley only sent e-mails and instant messages to a page, who claims to have been 18 at the time they were written, but they didn't engage in any actual sexual activity.

Studds had actual sexual intercourse with an underage page.

Foley was hounded out of Congress, and out of the Republican Party.

Studds, a Democrat, was re-elected and served in Congress till 1997.

Now I'm not saying that Mark foley is being treated unfairly.

In fact Foley deserves to be tossed to the wolves.

However....

Studds deserved to be tossed to the wolves as well.

Both men did wrong.

Both showed a supreme unfitness to serve as lawmakers. Both showed extreme poor judgement in controlling their baser appetites and both violated, if not the letter of the law, the spirit of simple moral decency.

However, Studds was a Democrat. You never ask Democrats to resign over the shame they've brought to their office with their behaviour. That would violate their 'rights' and it would make you a bigot to expect them to act with the same sort of decorum you would expect from everyone else.

If Foley was a Democrat, would there be any of this 'controversy' in the media? Or would they treat it like Harry Reid's shady land deals and give it the barest glance?

What a difference a party makes.

10/10/2006

Ted Turner is Nutty Than A Pound of Squirrel Turds Part Deux

Ted just doesn't know when to shut up.



Now there are those out there who say that patriotism and objectivity can't coexist.

I think that's a big steaming pile of youknowwhat.

Besides, it's not like the MSM is being objective anyway. They go out of their way to present the American government and the War Against Islamic Fascism in the most negative light, even to the point of making stuff out of thin air to justify their opinions.

So what if they waved the flag a lot during the early days of the war? It didn't seem to mean much to them anyway.

PS: Here's an ad supposedly by David (Airplane) Zucker for the Republicans that was considered too harsh, but is now a viral video.

10/09/2006

IT'S OFFICIAL

TED TURNER
IS NUTTIER THAN A POUND OF
SQUIRREL TURDS




Here's a little suggestion when it comes to choosing a side in this war against Islamic Fascism:

Pick the side of the culture that allowed an obviously erratic, possibly bipolar, hillbilly with a Clark Gable fetish become a billionaire instead of the culture that would put his severed head on a pike for not having the right beard.

Just a suggestion.

10/05/2006

Iran's Meat Beat Manifesto.

Supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Ayatollah Sayid Ali Khameinei, has banned masturbation during the month of Ramadan.

Does this mean that he, his fellow ayatollahs, and their catamite Ahmadinejad will have to leave politics, because they're a bunch of wankers?



"I hereby declare that it ain't sweet to beat your meat!"

9/29/2006

Thing to make you go hmmmm.....

ANTI-W. $OROS: I QUIT POLITICS By MAGGIE HABERMAN

(New York Post)

September 29, 2006 -- Billionaire liberal financier George Soros, who spent millions of his fortune trying to oust President Bush in 2004, yesterday said he hopes to stay out of politics from now on.

"In the future, I'd very much like to get disengaged from politics," Soros said at a Council on Foreign Relations meeting on the Upper East Side. "I'm interested in policy and not in politics."

That little tid bit sure as sugar doesn't sound like the same man who devalued the British pound, wreaked havoc with the economies of Asia and was instrumental in the looting of post-Soviet Eastern Europe.

It can only mean one thing.

He's up to something really big.

9/26/2006

Experts Are Idiots

A Vox Poplar Editorial.

Henri Brun a professor of Canadian Constitutional Law a L'Universite Laval in Quebec recently declared that Canadian Governor General Michaelle Jean was wrong to express support for Canada's ongoing mission liberating Afghanistan from the brutal terrorism loving, women abusing, Buddha blasting Taliban.

Henri said that it defies "Canadian constitutional tradition" for a Governor General to express support for the Canadian military's mission.

This proves one thing.

Henri Brun's students should get their tuition refunded.

It's obvious that he knows nothing and couldn't possibly teach them how to find their own asses, let alone the Canadian Constitution.

Now I'm no fancy college professor, I've never owned a tweed jacket in my life, but I do know a little bit about Canadian history and the constitution.

*Michaelle Jean, our Governor General is the Commander In Chief of the Canadian Armed Forces. That's not just a title, she's the supreme civilian authority over the Canadian military. Not the Prime Minister, not the Parliament, and definitely not Jack "Numb-Nuts" Layton.

* The Canadian Armed Forces are currently fighting a war, yes, a real honest to Allah war, against an enemy that thinks killing civilian men, women, children, destroying schools, hospitals, religious shrines, and eliminating all basic human rights, are good things that make their god happy.

* Michaelle Jean's expression of support for the military, of which she is Commander in Chief, does not go against the Canadian Constitution. The only thing it goes against is the platform of Jack "Afghanis Don't Deserve Freedom" Layton and Canada's New Democratic Party, which hasn't met a whack-job dictatorship it didn't love.

It's the equivalent of the Earl of Athlone, Canada's Governor General during WW2 declaring that he couldn't publicly support the liberation of Europe, because it might offend Hitler.

That's nuttier and more divorced from reality than Mel Gibson on a Tequila bender.

Professor Henri Brun.

One more argument for the elimination of tenure.

9/22/2006

Read for Yourself...

I've had some fun with the controversy over Pope Benedict XVI's speech, but I've decided to take a more serious tack today. Here is the prepared text Benedict XVI was speaking from at the University. I suggest you read it, and decide for yourself.


Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is a moving experience for me to stand and give a lecture at this university podium once again. I think back to those years when, after a pleasant period at the Freisinger Hochschule, I began teaching at the University of Bonn. This was in 1959, in the days of the old university made up of ordinary professors. The various chairs had neither assistants nor secretaries, but in recompense there was much direct contact with students and in particular among the professors themselves.

We would meet before and after lessons in the rooms of the teaching staff. There was a lively exchange with historians, philosophers, philologists and, naturally, between the two theological faculties. Once a semester there was a dies academicus, when professors from every faculty appeared before the students of the entire university, making possible a genuine experience of universitas: the reality that despite our specializations which at times make it difficult to communicate with each other, we made up a whole, working in everything on the basis of a single rationality with its various aspects and sharing responsibility for the right use of reason-- this reality became a lived experience.

The university was also very proud of its two theological faculties. It was clear that, by inquiring about the reasonableness of faith, they too carried out a work which is necessarily part of the whole of the universitas scientiarum, even if not everyone could share the faith which theologians seek to correlate with reason as a whole. This profound sense of coherence within the universe of reason was not troubled, even when it was once reported that a colleague had said there was something odd about our university: it had two faculties devoted to something that did not exist: God. That even in the face of such radical skepticism it is still necessary and reasonable to raise the question of God through the use of reason, and to do so in the context of the tradition of the Christian faith: this, within the university as a whole, was accepted without question.

I was reminded of all this recently, when I read the edition by Professor Theodore Khoury (Münster) of part of the dialogue carried on-- perhaps in 1391 in the winter barracks near Ankara-- by the erudite Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus and an educated Persian on the subject of Christianity and Islam, and the truth of both. It was probably the emperor himself who set down this dialogue, during the siege of Constantinople between 1394 and 1402; and this would explain why his arguments are given in greater detail than the responses of the learned Persian.

The dialogue ranges widely over the structures of faith contained in the Bible and in the Qur'an, and deals especially with the image of God and of man, while necessarily returning repeatedly to the relationship of the three Laws: the Old Testament, the New Testament, and the Qur'an. In this lecture I would like to discuss only one point-- itself rather marginal to the dialogue itself-- which, in the context of the issue of faith and reason, I found interesting and which can serve as the starting-point for my reflections on this issue.

In the seventh conversation edited by Professor Khoury, the emperor touches on the theme of the jihad (holy war). The emperor must have known that surah 2, 256 reads: There is no compulsion in religion. It is one of the suras of the early period, when Mohammed was still powerless and under threat.

But naturally the emperor also knew the instructions, developed later and recorded in the Qur’an, concerning holy war. Without descending to details, such as the difference in treatment accorded to those who have the “Book” and the “infidels,” he turns to his interlocutor somewhat brusquely with the central question on the relationship between religion and violence in general, in these words:

Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.

The emperor goes on to explain in detail the reasons why spreading the faith through violence is something unreasonable. Violence is incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul.

God is not pleased by blood, and not acting reasonably is contrary to God's nature. Faith is born of the soul, not the body. Whoever would lead someone to faith needs the ability to speak well and to reason properly, without violence and threats... To convince a reasonable soul, one does not need a strong arm, or weapons of any kind, or any other means of threatening a person with death....

The decisive statement in this argument against violent conversion is this: not to act in accordance with reason is contrary to God's nature. The editor, Theodore Khoury, observes: "For the emperor, as a Byzantine shaped by Greek philosophy, this statement is self-evident. But for Muslim teaching, God is absolutely transcendent. His will is not bound up with any of our categories, even that of rationality." Here Khoury quotes a work of the noted French Islamist R. Arnaldez, who points out that Ibn Hazn went so far as to state that God is not bound even by his own word, and that nothing would oblige him to reveal the truth to us. Were it God's will, we would even have to practice idolatry.

As far as understanding of God and thus the concrete practice of religion is concerned, we find ourselves faced with a dilemma which nowadays challenges us directly. Is the conviction that acting unreasonably contradicts God's nature merely a Greek idea, or is it always and intrinsically true? I believe that here we can see the profound harmony between what is Greek in the best sense of the word and the biblical understanding of faith in God. Modifying the first verse of the Book of Genesis, John began the prologue of his Gospel with the words: In the beginning was the logos. This is the very word used by the emperor: God acts with logos.

Logos means both reason and word-- a reason which is creative and capable of self-communication, precisely as reason. John thus spoke the final word on the biblical concept of God, and in this word all the often toilsome and tortuous threads of biblical faith find their culmination and synthesis. In the beginning was the logos, and the logos is God, says the Evangelist.

The encounter between the Biblical message and Greek thought did not happen by chance. The vision of Saint Paul, who saw the roads to Asia barred and in a dream saw a Macedonian man plead with him: Come over to Macedonia and help us! (cf. Acts 16:6-10)-- this vision can be interpreted as a distillation of the intrinsic necessity of a rapprochement between Biblical faith and Greek inquiry.

In point of fact, this rapprochement had been going on for some time. The mysterious name of God, revealed from the burning bush, a name which separates this God from all other divinities with their many names and declares simply that he is, is already presents a challenge to the notion of myth, to which Socrates's attempt to vanquish and transcend myth stands in close analogy. Within the Old Testament, the process which started at the burning bush came to new maturity at the time of the Exile, when the God of Israel, an Israel now deprived of its land and worship, was proclaimed as the God of heaven and earth and described in a simple formula which echoes the words uttered at the burning bush: I am.

This new understanding of God is accompanied by a kind of enlightenment, which finds stark expression in the mockery of gods who are merely the work of human hands (cf. Ps 115). Thus, despite the bitter conflict with those Hellenistic rulers who sought to accommodate it forcibly to the customs and idolatrous cult of the Greeks, biblical faith, in the Hellenistic period, encountered the best of Greek thought at a deep level, resulting in a mutual enrichment evident especially in the later wisdom literature.

Today we know that the Greek translation of the Old Testament produced at Alexandria-- the Septuagint-- is more than a simple (and in that sense perhaps less than satisfactory) translation of the Hebrew text: it is an independent textual witness and a distinct and important step in the history of revelation, one which brought about this encounter in a way that was decisive for the birth and spread of Christianity. A profound encounter of faith and reason is taking place here, an encounter between genuine enlightenment and religion. From the very heart of Christian faith and, at the same time, the heart of Greek thought now joined to faith, Manuel II was able to say: Not to act “with logos” is contrary to God's nature.

In all honesty, one must observe that in the late Middle Ages we find trends in theology which would sunder this synthesis between the Greek spirit and the Christian spirit. In contrast with the so-called intellectualism of Augustine and Thomas, there arose with Duns Scotus a voluntarism which ultimately led to the claim that we can only know God's voluntas ordinata. Beyond this is the realm of God's freedom, in virtue of which he could have done the opposite of everything he has actually done. This gives rise to positions which clearly approach those of Ibn Hazn and might even lead to the image of a capricious God, who is not even bound to truth and goodness. God's transcendence and otherness are so exalted that our reason, our sense of the true and good, are no longer an authentic mirror of God, whose deepest possibilities remain eternally unattainable and hidden behind his actual decisions.

As opposed to this, the faith of the Church has always insisted that between God and us, between his eternal Creator Spirit and our created reason there exists a real analogy, in which unlikeness remains infinitely greater than likeness, yet not to the point of abolishing analogy and its language (cf. Lateran IV). God does not become more divine when we push him away from us in a sheer, impenetrable voluntarism; rather, the truly divine God is the God who has revealed himself as logos and, as logos, has acted and continues to act lovingly on our behalf. Certainly, love transcends knowledge and is thereby capable of perceiving more than thought alone (cf. Eph 3:19); nonetheless it continues to be love of the God who is logos. Consequently, Christian worship is worship in harmony with the eternal Word and with our reason (cf. Rom 12:1).

This inner rapprochement between Biblical faith and Greek philosophical inquiry was an event of decisive importance not only from the standpoint of the history of religions, but also from that of world history-– it is an event which concerns us even today. Given this convergence, it is not surprising that Christianity, despite its origins and some significant developments in the East, finally took on its historically decisive character in Europe. We can also express this the other way around: this convergence, with the subsequent addition of the Roman heritage, created Europe and remains the foundation of what can rightly be called Europe.

The thesis that the critically purified Greek heritage forms an integral part of Christian faith has been countered by the call for a dehellenization of Christianity-– a call which has more and more dominated theological discussions since the beginning of the modern age. Viewed more closely, three stages can be observed in the program of dehellenization: although interconnected, they are clearly distinct from one another in their motivations and objectives.

Dehellenization first emerges in connection with the fundamental postulates of the Reformation in the 16th century. Looking at the tradition of scholastic theology, the Reformers thought they were confronted with a faith system totally conditioned by philosophy, that is to say an articulation of the faith based on an alien system of thought. As a result, faith no longer appeared as a living historical Word but as one element of an overarching philosophical system. The principle of sola scriptura, on the other hand, sought faith in its pure, primordial form, as originally found in the biblical Word. Metaphysics appeared as a premise derived from another source, from which faith had to be liberated in order to become once more fully itself. When Kant stated that he needed to set thinking aside in order to make room for faith, he carried this program forward with a radicalism that the Reformers could never have foreseen. He thus anchored faith exclusively in practical reason, denying it access to reality as a whole.

The liberal theology of the 19th and 20th centuries ushered in a second stage in the process of dehellenization, with Adolf von Harnack as its outstanding representative. When I was a student, and in the early years of my teaching, this program was highly influential in Catholic theology too. It took as its point of departure Pascal’s distinction between the God of the philosophers and the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

In my inaugural lecture at Bonn in 1959, I tried to address the issue. I will not repeat here what I said on that occasion, but I would like to describe at least briefly what was new about this second stage of dehellenization. Harnack’s central idea was to return simply to the man Jesus and to his simple message, underneath the accretions of theology and indeed of hellenization: this simple message was seen as the culmination of the religious development of humanity. Jesus was said to have put an end to worship in favor of morality. In the end he was presented as the father of a humanitarian moral message. The fundamental goal was to bring Christianity back into harmony with modern reason, liberating it, that is to say, from seemingly philosophical and theological elements, such as faith in Christ’s divinity and the triune God.

In this sense, historical-critical exegesis of the New Testament restored to theology its place within the university: theology, for Harnack, is something essentially historical and therefore strictly scientific. What it is able to say critically about Jesus is, so to speak, an expression of practical reason and consequently it can take its rightful place within the university. Behind this thinking lies the modern self-limitation of reason, classically expressed in Kant’s “Critiques”, but in the meantime further radicalized by the impact of the natural sciences. This modern concept of reason is based, to put it briefly, on a synthesis between Platonism (Cartesianism) and empiricism, a synthesis confirmed by the success of technology. On the one hand it presupposes the mathematical structure of matter, its intrinsic rationality, which makes it possible to understand how matter works and use it efficiently: this basic premise is, so to speak, the Platonic element in the modern understanding of nature. On the other hand, there is nature’s capacity to be exploited for our purposes, and here only the possibility of verification or falsification through experimentation can yield ultimate certainty. The weight between the two poles can, depending on the circumstances, shift from one side to the other. As strongly positivistic a thinker as J. Monod has declared himself a convinced Platonist/Cartesian.

This gives rise to two principles which are crucial for the issue we have raised. First, only the kind of certainty resulting from the interplay of mathematical and empirical elements can be considered scientific. Anything that would claim to be science must be measured against this criterion. Hence the human sciences, such as history, psychology, sociology, and philosophy, attempt to conform themselves to this canon of scientificity. A second point, which is important for our reflections, is that by its very nature this method excludes the question of God, making it appear an unscientific or pre-scientific question. Consequently, we are faced with a reduction of the radius of science and reason, one which needs to be questioned.

We shall return to this problem later. In the meantime, it must be observed that from this standpoint any attempt to maintain theology’s claim to be “scientific” would end up reducing Christianity to a mere fragment of its former self. But we must say more: it is man himself who ends up being reduced, for the specifically human questions about our origin and destiny, the questions raised by religion and ethics, then have no place within the purview of collective reason as defined by “science” and must thus be relegated to the realm of the subjective. The subject then decides, on the basis of his experiences, what he considers tenable in matters of religion, and the subjective “conscience” becomes the sole arbiter of what is ethical. In this way, though, ethics and religion lose their power to create a community and become a completely personal matter.

This is a dangerous state of affairs for humanity, as we see from the disturbing pathologies of religion and reason which necessarily erupt when reason is so reduced that questions of religion and ethics no longer concern it. Attempts to construct an ethic from the rules of evolution or from psychology and sociology, end up being simply inadequate.

Before I draw the conclusions to which all this has been leading, I must briefly refer to the third stage of dehellenization, which is now in progress. In the light of our experience with cultural pluralism, it is often said nowadays that the synthesis with Hellenism achieved in the early Church was a preliminary inculturation which ought not to be binding on other cultures. The latter are said to have the right to return to the simple message of the New Testament prior to that inculturation, in order to inculturate it anew in their own particular milieux. This thesis is not only false; it is coarse and lacking in precision. The New Testament was written in Greek and bears the imprint of the Greek spirit, which had already come to maturity as the Old Testament developed. True, there are elements in the evolution of the early Church which do not have to be integrated into all cultures. Nonetheless, the fundamental decisions made about the relationship between faith and the use of human reason are part of the faith itself; they are developments consonant with the nature of faith itself.

And so I come to my conclusion. This attempt, painted with broad strokes, at a critique of modern reason from within has nothing to do with putting the clock back to the time before the Enlightenment and rejecting the insights of the modern age. The positive aspects of modernity are to be acknowledged unreservedly: we are all grateful for the marvelous possibilities that it has opened up for mankind and for the progress in humanity that has been granted to us. The scientific ethos, moreover, is the will to be obedient to the truth, and, as such, it embodies an attitude which reflects one of the basic tenets of Christianity. The intention here is not one of retrenchment or negative criticism, but of broadening our concept of reason and its application.

While we rejoice in the new possibilities open to humanity, we also see the dangers arising from these possibilities and we must ask ourselves how we can overcome them. We will succeed in doing so only if reason and faith come together in a new way, if we overcome the self-imposed limitation of reason to the empirically verifiable, and if we once more disclose its vast horizons. In this sense theology rightly belongs in the university and within the wide-ranging dialogue of sciences, not merely as a historical discipline and one of the human sciences, but precisely as theology, as inquiry into the rationality of faith.

Only thus do we become capable of that genuine dialogue of cultures and religions so urgently needed today. In the Western world it is widely held that only positivistic reason and the forms of philosophy based on it are universally valid. Yet the world’s profoundly religious cultures see this exclusion of the divine from the universality of reason as an attack on their most profound convictions. A reason which is deaf to the divine and which relegates religion into the realm of subcultures is incapable of entering into the dialogue of cultures. At the same time, as I have attempted to show, modern scientific reason with its intrinsically Platonic element bears within itself a question which points beyond itself and beyond the possibilities of its methodology.

Modern scientific reason quite simply has to accept the rational structure of matter and the correspondence between our spirit and the prevailing rational structures of nature as a given, on which its methodology has to be based. Yet the question why this has to be so is a real question, and one which has to be remanded by the natural sciences to other modes and planes of thought: to philosophy and theology.

For philosophy and, albeit in a different way, for theology, listening to the great experiences and insights of the religious traditions of humanity, and those of the Christian faith in particular, is a source of knowledge, and to ignore it would be an unacceptable restriction of our listening and responding. Here I am reminded of something Socrates said to Phaedo. In their earlier conversations, many false philosophical opinions had been raised, and so Socrates says: “It would be easily understandable if someone became so annoyed at all these false notions that for the rest of his life he despised and mocked all talk about being - but in this way he would be deprived of the truth of existence and would suffer a great loss”.

The West has long been endangered by this aversion to the questions which underlie its rationality, and can only suffer great harm thereby. The courage to engage the whole breadth of reason, and not the denial of its grandeur – this is the program with which a theology grounded in Biblical faith enters into the debates of our time. “Not to act reasonably (with logos) is contrary to the nature of God”, said Manuel II, according to his Christian understanding of God, in response to his Persian interlocutor. It is to this great logos, to this breadth of reason, that we invite our partners in the dialogue of cultures. To rediscover it constantly is the great task of the university.

7/02/2006

Dem Joos Mean Business!


A Special Guest Commentary
by Ismail Haniyeh
Prime Minister of the Palestinian Authority

Hi folks, how's it hanging?

I don't mean to be a griper, but things ain't all that warm and fuzzy here on the ranch. First my homies in Hamas kidnapped that Jewish soldier, just a kid really, and started threatening to kill him if a bunch of Palestinians aren't released from Israeli prisons.

Boy oh boy, that move really screwed the camel.

Now I got tanks on my streets, half my cabinet's been taken prisoner by the Israelis and they're going around telling folks that if Hamas doesn't release that kid they swiped, they're going to smoke me like a pound of pastrami.

And to prove their point, to show everyone that they're sincere in their little message, they blew the absolute living crap out of my office!

They blew up my desk, my files, and my collection of Hagar The Horrible comic strips.

The bastards!

I mean what kind of people deliberately target the elected leaders of a people for assassination over a simple political disagreement?Aside from the New York Times.

Now what's left of my government is hiding in my cousin Achmed's basement literally caught between a rock and a hard place.

If we give the kid back to the Israelis, we'll look weak to our terrorist brethren. If we don't the Israelis are going to blast my ass into falafel, and I like my ass where it is, it's comfortable to sit on.

That's what drives me nuts about these Israelis, they don't observe the rules of an Arab society. I'm the leader, Arab leaders don't get martyred, they send others to be martyred, it's the whole foundation of society in the Middle East. Of course they don't believe that with all their democracy, and freedom crap.

Oh man, unless France does something to save my butt, I am so screwed.

7/01/2006

I Sing The Student Body Eclectic!

An In Depth Interview with Student Leaders

RAINBOW ROCKFORD & PHOENIX FILLMORE

VOX POPLAR- Summer's here, the living is easy, and school's out, no more math, no more books, and no more teacher's dirty looks. It also marks a brief pause in what's become a regular feature of the academic life, the censorship, or abuse of politically conservative speakers, students, and educators. To discuss this phenomenon are two reps from the college student group the Progressive Students & Youth Challenging Hegemony Organization, or PSYCHO. They are 'spokesbeing' Rainbow Rockford, and vice-commissar for 'Relations with the Proletariate' Phoenix Fillmore, and they're both students at Yale University. Welcome to my blog guys.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- I resent that.

VOX POPLAR- Resent what?

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Calling us 'guys.' That is a racist, sexist, crypto-fascist, neo-con attempt at branding us with some gender specific exclusionist classification.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

VOX POPLAR- What would you prefer? For some reason the term 'numb-nuts' come to mind.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- You may call us 'humyn beings.'

VOX POPLAR- I think I'll stick with numb-nuts. But let's get back on topic. Recent years has seen an explosion of censorship, oppression, and in some cases physical violence in America's colleges and universities, and it all seems aimed at politically conservative people or ideas. Where does a progressive group like PSYCHO stand on this issue?

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- We're all for it.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Yes, we're all for it.

VOX POPLAR- But I thought 'progressive' organizations were supposed to support free speech.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- Hate speech is not free.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Hate speech costs everyone.

VOX POPLAR- Yes but what exactly constitutes hate speech?

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- Anne Coulter embodies hate-speech.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Yes, she embodies hate speech.

VOX POPLAR- That's a pretty thin embodiment. What has she done that's considered hate speech?

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- She's a Republican.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- And if that isn't enough, she's dared to criticize the Jersey Girls, accusing them of using their husband's deaths for political gain.

VOX POPLAR- What about Ward Churchill?

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- What about him?

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Yeah, what about him? He's one of this stinking crypto-fascist country's greatest heroes.

VOX POPLAR- He called the Jersey Girl's late husbands "Little Eichmann's" that deserved what they got.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- Listen we didn't come here to have you harsh our mellow by spitting out a bunch of fascist facts.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Yeah, fascist.

VOX POPLAR- I think I've got this straight now.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- HATE CRIME!

PHOENIX FILLMORE- HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

VOX POPLAR- Now what?

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- You used that horrible word.

VOX POPLAR- What word this time?

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Straight. Yuck.

VOX POPLAR- "Straight" is a perfectly cromulent word.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- You excluded our Queer and Lesbian brothers and sisters from that sentence.

VOX POPLAR- They had nothing to do with that sentence.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- That doesn't mean you should exclude them. HOMOPHOBE! HOMOPHOBE!

VOX POPLAR- Will you shut up for a minute!?!

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Look at that! He's trying to suppress our right to free speech! HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

VOX POPLAR- Why is it wrong when I do it, but right when you do it?

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- We're right.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- But not right wing. That would be wrong.

VOX POPLAR- Okay, I think I have everything 'correct' now. You're all for free speech, as long as it completely agrees with you.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- Exactly.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- It's good to see a homophobic fascist like you can learn something.

VOX POPLAR- But isn't the essence of free speech allowing people you don't agree with a chance to voice their views whether you are offended by them or not?

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

VOX POPLAR- You scream 'hate crime' one more time, and you'll find out what a knuckle sandwich really tastes like.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- I'm a vegan; I don't anything that had a face.

VOX POPLAR- You won't have one either by the time I'm done, now let's talk like adults. Let's get back on the topic of free speech.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- It's simple; anything that doesn't fit our criteria or correct speech is hate speech, and henceforth wrong speech that should result in some sort of punishment.

VOX POPLAR- Who died and bestowed upon you the wisdom to determine what's right and wrong in the realm of ideas? As far as I can tell you're a couple of pot-smoking, pseudo-intellectual, wannabe Che Avocados who couldn't discern the difference between their own arse and a hole in the ground.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- You're being very judgmental.

VOX POPLAR- And you're not?

PHOENIX FILLMORE- You're not judgmental when you're right.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- The correct term is 'correct.'

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Sorry, 'correct.'

VOX POPLAR- What would you say to a person entering your university who previously held a job that advocated the cause of a group that regularly violently oppressed and abused women, killed homosexuals, desecrated sacred sites, and aided and abetted in the murder of thousands of innocent people because of their religion?

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- That would never happen at our school. We're progressives.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Absolutely.

VOX POPLAR- But it did, Yale admitted Sayed Rahmatellah Hashemi, a man who used to be spokesman for the Taliban in Afghanistan.

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- He is a man who stood against the Zionist/ Halliburton/ Bushitler conspiracy.

PHOENIX FILLMORE- Besides, everyone knows, only American Christian Republicans are capable of racism and sexism. Everyone else is just expressing their culture, whether it's through interpretive dance, or stoning a woman for showing her face in public, it's crypto-fascists like you who are destroying the world's rich tapestry!

RAINBOW ROCKFORD- That's a fact! You're an Islamophobic crypto-fascist trying to harsh on his mellow!

VOX POPLAR- I think I've gone as far as I can with this interview. Drop by next time when I'll be talking to someone smarter than these two. I'll be interviewing a block of wood. Good night, and get the hell out of my face.

6/24/2006

Bleat The Press: The Dark Side of the Blogosphere

VOX POPLAR- Welcome everybody to the first edition of Bleat The Press, where Vox Poplar, that's me, has a roundtable discussion with the folks who dwell on left side, or wussy, side of the political spectrum. Joining me today are:

Markos Whosis of the Daily Kos

Jason Leopold of OuttaTruth.Org

Filmmaker & cheeseburger connoisseur Michael Moore


Former attempted comedian turned failed radio pundit Al Franken

Actor, poster-boy for mandatory helmet laws, and Islamofascist propaganda tool Gary Busey


and a Chimp named Mr. Banana.

Welcome everyone. First up: Weapons of Mass destruction.

DAILY KOS- Bush lied, screw 'em!

JASON LEOPOLD- Bush lied, and he has been secretly indicted for it!

MICHAEL MOORE- Bush lied, and sat there for seven minutes listening to some ugly little bastard read 'My Pet Goat!'

AL FRANKEN- Bush lied, won't someone please listen to my show!

GARY BUSEY- What?

MR. BANANA- Hooha-hooha!

VOX POPLAR- What do you say about recently declassified documents that show that Saddam Hussein did have illegal chemical weapons in violation of UN sanctions. In fact just one of these declassified documents show the discovery of over 500 artillery shells filled with Sarin and Mustard Gas.

DAILY KOS- That means nothing. Screw'em!

JASON LEOPOLD- The soldiers who found those shells and Senator Santorum who made their report public have been secretly indicted for perjury. It's a fact!

MICHAEL MOORE- I like mustard on my hot dogs. Hmmmm.... hot dogs.

VOX POPLAR- Watch the drool puddle. Al Franken?

AL FRANKEN- Won't someone please listen to my show? I'm begging you!

GARY BUSEY- Where am I?

MR. BANANA- Hoohaha!

VOX POPLAR- Okay, next topic, and this one's for Daily Kos. You've recently come under fire over questions regarding not only your integrity, but your political judgement, intelligence and sanity as well. And this is coming not only from the usual suspects on the right, it's also coming from old liberal stalwarts like The New Republic. What do you think?

DAILY KOS- They're all a pack of Leiberman licking Neo-Con Nazi Thugs who molest goats, children, and are thoroughly, and without question worse than Hitler! I say screw'em!

JASON LEOPOLD- I have proof that the entire staff of The New Republic has been secretly indicted for treason against Al Gore!

MICHAEL MOORE- Hmmm.... goat.... with mustard... tasty...

AL FRANKEN- I'll talk about this on my show, if someone would please listen to me! For god's sake!

GARY BUSEY- Who are you people?

MR. BANANA- A-hoo! Ha-hoo! Ha-ha-ha!

VOX POPLAR- Now come on. Let's try to get back on topic. Now political discourse on the left side of the blogosphere has been defined by childish name calling, comparing everyone to Hitler, and hypocrisy in the field of human rights and national security. What do you say about that?

DAILY KOS- You're nothing but a goddamn puppy-boning crypto-fascist baby-killing Neo-Con sucking Leiberman-loving Fox News watching Nazi-slave to the Zionist Conspiracy!

JASON LEOPOLD- I have proof that you have been secretly indicted on charges of being a scum-sucking dirtbag!

MICHAEL MOORE- Hmmm... indictments... with mustard....

AL FRANKEN- You're a son of a bitch because you don't listen to my show! Like the rest of this goddamn planet! I'm just too good for you bastards!

GARY BUSEY- I think I wet my pants.

MR. BANANA- I don't believe the childishness of these people. I'm leaving.

(Mr. Banana leaves in a huff)

VOX POPLAR- I don't believe it. You grossed out the monkey. His idea of debate is tossing feces at people!

DAILY KOS- Hey, we're the only people out there with the truth. Not those Nazionists over at Fox News. The former editor of the New York Times says so!

VOX POPLAR- The man who had to resign over repeated phony news stories?

DAILY KOS- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

MICHAEL MOORE- Hmmm... monkey feces...

JASON LEOPOLD- That monkey is under secret indictment on charges of being Jack Abramoff's love slave!

AL FRANKEN- Nobody loves me.

GARY BUSEY- Why are my pants wet?

VOX POPLAR- I think you all just proved my point. Let's move onto the hypocrisy. Why is every program to counter terrorism considered evil?

DAILY KOS- Because any defense of this fascist heap of a country is evil! Especially if it's done by Republicans!

JASON LEOPOLD- I have proof that all Republicans and anyone who defends the USA has been secretly indicted on charges of murder.

VOX POPLAR- That's it. You people are a pack of self-pitying conspiracy mongering America hating moonbats. You would rather live under a fascist state than show any support for the country that allows you to live freely. You accuse the USA of atrocities whether there's evidence or not, and openly coddle, if not out-rightly support those who kill and oppress without reason. The monkey is right, I'm getting the hell out of here!