KEEP THAT UPPER LIP STIFF

or: DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET AHEAD!

PEOPLE OF GREAT BRITAIN!

Your transport system's just been bombed and certain moonbat politicos are calling for a complete and total withdrawal of your troops from Iraq in order to appease the murderers.

You might as well throw in a plate of Granma's oatmeal cookies, it'll have the same effect.

There is only one way to appease Islamofascist terror, and at no cost to you I will tell you how. All you need to do is...

COMPLETELY SURRENDER

In order to stop this pack of decapitating bastards from setting off any more bombs you must completely capitulate to their every whim.

That means you must:

• Convert to Wahabiist Islam.
• Adopt the strictest interpretation of Sharia Law.
• Force your women to wear burkas.
• Kill all Jewish people.
• Kill all Christians who refuse to convert.
• Kill all Muslims who are not strict Wahabis.
• Kill all homosexuals.
• Destroy all music.
• Kill all musicians.
• Burn all books.
• Kill all the writers.
• Destroy all representational art.
• Kill the artists who make it.
• Ban liquor.
• Destroy all the places that serve liquor.
• Kill all the people who sell or consume liquor.
• Declare Usama Bin Ladin your absolute and supreme dictator with the power of life and death over all citizens.
• Pray to Allah that he doesn't get in a tiff with another supreme dictator over beard lengths or burka colours or you're back on the shit list.

It's just that easy. So it really leaves you with only these alternatives:

FIGHT BACK!

To do that you can't let them change how you live. Enjoy your freedoms and strike back at those who threaten them by:

• Killing all terrorists.
• Destroying all states and institutions who support them.
• Insure that no one else dares to try terrorism again, under fear of a wrathful vengeance that would make the Old Testament look like a Sunday picnic.

I know it sounds harsh, but it sure beats the alternative.

Damn am I pissed off.