1 on 1 with HOWARD DEAN

Former Vermont governor and presidential candidate turned DNC Chairman Howard Dean has been the subject of a news blackout lately due to the MSM's support of the Democratic Party and his tendency to make an ass of himself. Well since I actually enjoy seeing people have public meltdowns I've invited him to speak with me. Here's the interview.

VOX: Nice to have you here Governor Dean.

DEAN: I prefer to be called Chairman Dean. Like my idol Chairman Mao.

VOX: You idolise Chairman Mao?

DEAN: I never said anything of the sort. Let me just say that I'm really excited to be here. I'm pumped! Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

VOX: How do you feel about the MSM's refusal to cover your many public gaffes that are making Barney Frank look like the voice of moderation?

DEAN: The power mad Republicans are behind it all. They edit my statements to make them look like they were made by a raving moonbat. I have it on good authority that Condoleeza Rice rewrites my speeches while Dick Cheney grills babies and George W. Bush snorts cocaine from the crack of Rush Limbaugh's ass! YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

VOX: I'm sorry but I think you just made another big gaffe with wild accusations that have no place in reality.

DEAN: I'm telling you the Republicans are making me do it. They have the time since all Republicans are a pack of do-nothing-crack-smoking-child-pornography-watching-pervert-cannibal-pig-molesters! God I hate them! YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

VOX: So you hate Republicans?

DEAN: I'm a Democrat, and Democrats don't hate anyone. I don't hate Republicans, I loathe them. I loathe every fibre of their fat-assed-White-Castle-Burger-eating-alcoholic-wife-beating-bulimic-goat-jerking being! YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

VOX: How will this name calling win over moderate voters who voted Republican in the last election?

DEAN: I'm hoping to inspire Republicans all over to stop being a pack of pimple-faced-feces-wallowing-Neo-Nazi-psycho-gun-fondling-moose-molesting bastards! Just because they can wait more than 15 minutes in a voting line because they're fat off welfare checks and drug profits doesn't mean they should have a monopoly on power! They have to be stopped! They want Catholics to be allowed to be federal judges without being interfered with by senile ex-Klansmen! They want Fox News to be allowed to speak freely! They won't even force people to listen to Air America! Such madness must end! YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

VOX: Thanks for your time Chairman Dean. I'll be leaving now, because you're giving me the creeps. Goodnight.


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