12/07/2005

Canadian Election Exclusive

Hi. I know it's been a while, but I'm back with the scoop of the Canadian Election Season, that time of year normally called Christmas. I have the upcoming campaign slogans of all the major political parties.

Let's get the ball rolling with the Liberal Party:

  • Paul Martin's not a crook, he's just an idiot.
  • Steven Harper is a big fat poopy pants.
  • Why vote for the Tory's hidden agenda, when you can vote for ours.
  • The Liberals: We're not only corrupt, we're incompetent.
  • The Liberals: Thank God Ontario Voters are Sheep.
  • The Liberals: You can't call us 'Organised Crime' because we're not organised.
  • The Liberals: Promises we never keep, Legislation you didn't vote for.

The Conservative Party:

  • Sure Harper's dull, but he isn't a crook.
  • The Conservatives: Come on, don't be an idiot.
  • Steven Harper: The other white meat.

The New Democratic Party:

  • Jack Layton: Looks like a ferret, eats like one too.
  • The NDP: Making Tommy Douglas spin in his grave since the 1980's.
  • The NDP: We don't do the bidding of the corporation's because we're already the union's bitch.

The Bloc Quebecois:

  • We've run their country for 30 years, now lets run our own into the ground.

The Green Party:

  • When the NDP seems 'too right wing.'

The Marijuana Party:

  • What? There's an election? Damn, we must have completely zoned on the date... whoah... my hands are so huge...

1 comment:

Damian G. said...

"Dude, they call 'em fingers, but I've never seen 'em fing. There they go."
-Otto