Canadian Election Exclusive

Hi. I know it's been a while, but I'm back with the scoop of the Canadian Election Season, that time of year normally called Christmas. I have the upcoming campaign slogans of all the major political parties.

Let's get the ball rolling with the Liberal Party:

• Paul Martin's not a crook, he's just an idiot.
• Steven Harper is a big fat poopy pants.
• Why vote for the Tory's hidden agenda, when you can vote for ours.
• The Liberals: We're not only corrupt, we're incompetent.
• The Liberals: Thank God Ontario Voters are Sheep.
• The Liberals: You can't call us 'Organised Crime' because we're not organised.
• The Liberals: Promises we never keep, Legislation you didn't vote for.

The Conservative Party:

• Sure Harper's dull, but he isn't a crook.
• The Conservatives: Come on, don't be an idiot.
• Steven Harper: The other white meat.

The New Democratic Party:

• Jack Layton: Looks like a ferret, eats like one too.
• The NDP: Making Tommy Douglas spin in his grave since the 1980's.
• The NDP: We don't do the bidding of the corporation's because we're already the union's bitch.

The Bloc Quebecois:

• We've run their country for 30 years, now lets run our own into the ground.

The Green Party:

• When the NDP seems 'too right wing.'

The Marijuana Party:

• What? There's an election? Damn, we must have completely zoned on the date... whoah... my hands are so huge...