I have a confession to make.
I'm the reason Ann Coulter is an idiot.
Not all the time, just that one time at CPAC where she used 'faggot' in a lame joke about John Edwards.
But that's not all my fault.
It's Al Gore's.
I was inspired by Electric Al's whole concept of the 'Carbon Offset' and how he's shamelessly making money trading on other people's fears.
I figured two can play at that game.
Now the Global Warming doomsday market is pretty much sewn up by Al Gore and his Inconvenient Troops, so I had to come up with something new.
Then it hit me.
A lot of rich and famous people are idiots.
And the rest they say is history.
I do regret selling one to Anne Coulter. Should have charged her more for such epic, shameless, pandering stupidity.
But don't let a bone-headed publicity whore like Anne Coulter ruin for fun, for $100 you too can become officially idiot neutral.