My fellow San Franciscans.
There has been much talk about my recent announcement that I'm planning to visit Syria to engage in unilateral talks with Syrian
I haven't gone far enough!
Sure my trip to pay a social call to a
And sure, some might call it treason, but I have this to say.
I am a member of the Democratic Party.
To Democrats TREASON IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM!
That's right. We deeply believe that the best thing for America is to coddle, and sometimes openly support its enemies, dump on its allies, and to deny America the capability to defend itself.
Democrats have done it through history. Jay Rockefeller did a tour of the Middle East before the invasion of Iraq, telling anyone who would listen that the invasion was imminent. John Kerry, before he went into the Senate, held his own buddy-buddy chats with the Viet-Cong, and the late great Joe Kennedy Sr. bad-mouthed Britain even though it was only democracy willing to stand up to Adolph Hitler.
And don't get me started on all the Democrats who tried to undermine the Union effort to destroy slavery during the Civil War.
Am I worried about any legal repercussions?
Democrats never go to jail.
That's why we have so many of our
What do I hope to gain from this?
Well first, I hope to get some pointless gesture of peaceful intent from Assad that my
You see the surge in Iraq seems to be working, and the press is working very hard to avoid reporting that, and with everyone bored with Anna Nicole Smith and the poisoned pet food turning into a snoozer there's the danger that the media might forget where their loyalties lie and report Dianne Feinstein and her husband's shenanigans with the Military Construction Appropriations Committee.
We don't want that.