New Alanis Morissette Song...

Okay.  Maybe it's not really a new Alanis Morisette song, but I couldn't resist having some fun with the Alanis Morrisette Lyric Generator to compose a new 21st Century style protest song about the state of modern academia.

 

 

"Why"

Plagiarized works, nonsensical political beliefs, crackpot conspiracy theories
Why God, Why?
Nonsensical political beliefs, rambling incoherent lectures,

Academics who don't know shit from shinola
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Democrat Blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Academics who don't know shit from shinola
Like a Noam Chomsky character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Tenured positions, plagiarized works, little Eichmans of academia
Why God, Why?
Academics who don't know shit from shinola, little Eichmans of academia, crackpot conspiracy theories
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Democrat Blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Academics who don't know shit from shinola
Like a Noam Chomsky character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Democrat Blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Academics who don't know shit from shinola
Like a Noam Chomsky character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?