Eason Jordan: The Next Bob Dylan or Weird Al Yankovic, You Decide.

Former CNN Honcho Eason Jordan has a lot of time on his hands and he's dedicated it to music.

His new album: DELIBERATE TARGETS will be released on Soros Records this summer.  

Here are the lyrics to his first single.

"Will to Live" by Eason Jordan* 

(sung to the tune of "MacArthur Park") 

I feel miserable Demands for the truth make me ill 

I feel miserable

People constantly checking my facts tear at my foundations

I feel miserable

Know-it-alls disproving my baseless accusations are dragging me 

down to the depths of misery 

I want to die  

Is it because of Bloggers that I feel this way? 

With the Republican Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?

Or am I lost in tale of Captain Ed, adrift far from home 

I don't think so, I don't think so.  

Bloggers Broke My Will to Live 

Bloggers Broke My Will to Live 

Bloggers Broke My Will to Live 

I was getting better but then Bloggers Broke My Will to Live  

I feel miserable 

Truth-tellers ruining my conspiracy theories rot the flesh from my bones 

I feel miserable  

Transcripts of my speech in Davos defeat my purpose 

I feel miserable 

Embarassing comments are doing their best to impale my soul 

I want to die  

Is it because of Bloggers that I feel this way? 

With the Republican Red rays of misery pounding on my brain? 

Am I lost in tale of Captain Ed, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so.

Bloggers Broke My Will to Live 

Bloggers Broke My Will to Live 

Oh God, Bloggers Broke My Will to Live 

I was getting better but then Bloggers Broke My Will to Live

*may not actually be written by Eason Jordan, but actually written by the Alanis Morristte Song Generator.