XRAN'S ISLAMIC LEADER/ENGLISH DICTIONARY
VICTORY- A condition achieved after getting a royal rectal-reaming by the Israeli army and having guilt-addled westerners save your life through diplomatic pressure. Note: Not in anyway connected to real military victory, because that's impossible in the Islamic World.
CIVILIANS- Non-military personnel who exist solely to provide human shields for rocket launchers, corpses for propaganda, and cover for terrorist operatives.
CHILDREN- An excellent mode of protection for rocket launchers, weapons installations, also an excellent explosive delivery system. Also see CIVILIANS.
WOMEN- See CHILDREN.
OIL- The only thing of value left in the Islamic world, without it, they would have nothing.