XRAN'S DICTIONARY

Greetings puny Earthling's I'm still hijacking taking care of Vox Poplar's blog while he's on the run travelling. And I've realized that the leaders of Islamic countries and terrorist groups speak a different language than most people, so I've put together a few translations for you simple-minded Earthlings.

XRAN'S ISLAMIC LEADER/ENGLISH DICTIONARY

VICTORY- A condition achieved after getting a royal rectal-reaming by the Israeli army and having guilt-addled westerners save your life through diplomatic pressure. Note: Not in anyway connected to real military victory, because that's impossible in the Islamic World.

CIVILIANS- Non-military personnel who exist solely to provide human shields for rocket launchers, corpses for propaganda, and cover for terrorist operatives.

CHILDREN- An excellent mode of protection for rocket launchers, weapons installations, also an excellent explosive delivery system. Also see CIVILIANS.

WOMEN- See CHILDREN.

OIL- The only thing of value left in the Islamic world, without it, they would have nothing.