NEWS FLASH!!!!

CANADA ADOPTS "NO FLY LIST"

About 4 years after every other nation on Osama's shit list started a no -fly list, Canada has hopped on the band wagon. Now officially the list is supposed to be secret, but in keeping with the high standard of pseudo-journalism you come to expect from Vox Poplar, I was able to violate our nation's security to obtain it for you.

The listed people are not allowed to fly in or around Canadian
airspace.

• Stephen Harper
• Peter MacKay
• Celine Dion
• Casey & Finnegan
• Red Green
• Bill O'Reilly
• Rusty the Rooster
• Conrad Black
• Adrienne Clarkson (because she can still bill the
  government)
• Jerome the Giraffe

You know, I feel more secure already.

OH CANADA!