Pass me my crying towel...

Some folks are reporting that Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, everyone's favourite rapist and mass murder, was beaten before he died by American troops.

Boo-freakin-hoo.

There is also reports of a triple suicide pact among prisoners at Gitmo. Two Saudis and a Yemeni are dead by their own hands.

Excuse while I find a reason not to cry.

No word as of this writing of the cause of death. But if the Yemeni jumped to his doom, then I would be forced to call out "Yumpin' Yemeni."

God, this war has turned me into a real heartless bastard.

Thanks a lot Osama.