Bush 2.2: What Does the Future Hold?

Time to look into my crystal ball to see what's coming up in the second Bush term.
  1. John Ashcroft will resign the post of Attorney General before the 2nd inauguration. And in a gesture of bipartisanship Dubya will offer the position to the Democratic Attorney General of New York Elliot Spitzer. This will mollify Congressional Dems, get the Republicans a law & order AG, and keep Spitzer from running for Governor of New York against Pataki.
  2. Donald Rumsfeld will also retire and be replaced by Condeleeza Rice as Secretary of Defence.
  3. Colin Powell will stay on as Secretary of State.
  4. Dick Cheney will retire in 2006 or 2007 and be replaced in the Veep position by Rudy Giuliani.
  5. Rising Louisiana Republican Bobby Jindal will get a cabinet position, first as a Deputy Secretary of Health and then will be promoted in 2006 to Secretary of Health or Education.
  6. Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Democratic nomination and will name Barak Obama of Illinois as her Veep candidate. She'll narrowly beat out Elliot Spitzer by calling him a 'closet Republican' and mobilizing the George Soros/MoveOn/Michael Moore crowd against him.
  7. Hillary will be faced in the 2008 presidential election by the Republican Rudy Giuliani/Condeleeza Rice ticket.

Keep a note of this little piece. I have a scary tendency of always being right.

*insert eerie music*

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