CIVIL WAR! Dem's Fighting words!

It seems some of the Democratic Party's more fanciful fantasists are enamoured with the concept of the 'Blue States' seceding from what they call 'JesusLand' and fighting a civil war to do it.

 

Okay, it's time for a reality check you poor deluded little people.

1. You're going to take on the people in the country who own all the guns.  Now that's bright.  To paraphrase Blackadder: "It's the dumbest military move made since Olaf the Hairy ordered 500 Viking war helmets with the horns on the inside.
2. If you look at the maps, most of the Blue States are full of Red Counties who might not care to go along with your secession fantasy.  And remember, they've got guns.

But on a more serious note I think it's time that Democrats look at the last Civil War to learn the most important lesson of that tragic event.

YOU HAVE TO PICK YOUR BATTLES CAREFULLY TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT REASONS!

Democrats like to claim that their fights are for 'rights' and that these 'rights' are an absolute good.  Let's look at the rights they are willing to fight for.

1860s- Democrats started America's bloodiest conflict so the ancestors of Al Gore could own the ancestors of Martin Luther King jr.  According to them it was a 'right' that they believed was an 'absolute good.'  What it was in reality, was an attempt to prop up a morally and economically bankrupt system called slavery that enriched their elite financiers.

2004- Democrats want to secede to protect the 'rights' of the United Nations to dictate American foreign policy.  What that is in reality is the protection of tinpot despots, dictators, and terrorist, in the name of a mythical 'absolute good.'

So remember this lesson.  Pick your battles wisely, and maybe you won't have to fight more than one.