Worse than who...? Part 3: A Simple Test

As the American Left thrashes in its final death throes, its pet pundits once again lash out at the Bush administration claiming all sorts of horrible things and repeatedly proclaiming that George W. "Dubya" Bush is "Worse than Hitler."

Once again it exposes the combined ignorance and naivete that seems to dominate the debate of the Political Left. So I've put together a little test that people can use to see if Bush really is the dictator they claim he is.

THE VOX POPLAR 'WORSE THAN HITLER' TEST

1. If Michael Moore is not in prison or executed, then George W. Bush is NOT worse than Hitler.
2. If George Soros hasn't had all his billions seized and been executed, then Dubya is NOT worse than Hitler.
3. If the Democratic Party is still legal and its members of Congress neither imprisoned or executed, then Dubya is NOT worse than Hitler.
4. If the next Presidential debate doesn't end with Dubya having Kerry and Thereza Heinz-Kerry shot, than he is NOT worse than Hitler.
5. If Dubya doesn't order the police to open fire on protesters with live ammunition or nerve gas, then he is NOT worse than Hitler.
6. If Dubya doesn't suspend the constitution and declare himself Supreme Leader for Life, then he is NOT worse than Hitler.
7. If Dubya doesn't install gas chambers and mass crematoriums to use against registered Democrats or people of a different religion than him, then he is NOT worse than Hitler.
8. If the offices of MoveOn.org aren't raided by the FBI and all of its staff summarily executed, then Dubya is NOT worse than Hitler.

My suggestion to the American Left is to relax. It's not like Republicans are firing gunshots into Democratic Party offices, trashing campaign headquarters and being caught on videotape pissing on Kerry/Edwards campaign signs.

Actually, I think it was Democrats who were doing all that to Republicans.