DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK #3
We've got a special edition today of Douchebag of the Week. I'm bestowing the dishonor on two men and one institution for their special and unique brand of douchebaggery.
I'm talking about...
DON IMUS
For showing absolutely no class for his 'nappy headed hos' remark that soured the recent victory of the Rutgers Women's Basketball team. The move has cost him 2 weeks of work and several major sponsors, and it'll cost him a lot more in the inevitable multi-million dollar civil suit.
And to top it all off he's given a truckload of political ammo to our next douchebag of the week.
REV. AL SHARPTON
Yep, the whole debacle has been a god-send to this professional race-baiter and all-around loudmouth. It's earned him loads of free air time and cemented his position as the self-anointed "Emperor of America's Black People."
Now the media is terrified to question Rev. Al, his background with dubious controversies (Tawana Brawley, anyone) and how he managed to inflate a petty insult to a specific group of women into a national scandal when the women themselves should have just responded by calling Imus a "senile old asshole."
I would also like to add a special dishonor of "Institutional Douchebaggery" to the people who keep this manufactured controversy going.
Yep, I'm talking about...
THE MEDIA
The media has kept this story alive, and on top of the front page so they can avoid reporting on stories like...
Diane Feinstein's recent resignation from an appropriations committee that made her husband millions of dollars
Stories of successful operations in Iraq.
The recent ass-whoopings delivered on the Taliban in Afghanistan by the allies.
or
Anything else that might reflect positively on the Bush Administration.
Congratulations, you are all...
DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WEEK
For showing absolutely no class for his 'nappy headed hos' remark that soured the recent victory of the Rutgers Women's Basketball team. The move has cost him 2 weeks of work and several major sponsors, and it'll cost him a lot more in the inevitable multi-million dollar civil suit.And to top it all off he's given a truckload of political ammo to our next douchebag of the week.
REV. AL SHARPTON
Yep, the whole debacle has been a god-send to this professional race-baiter and all-around loudmouth. It's earned him loads of free air time and cemented his position as the self-anointed "Emperor of America's Black People."Now the media is terrified to question Rev. Al, his background with dubious controversies (Tawana Brawley, anyone) and how he managed to inflate a petty insult to a specific group of women into a national scandal when the women themselves should have just responded by calling Imus a "senile old asshole."
I would also like to add a special dishonor of "Institutional Douchebaggery" to the people who keep this manufactured controversy going.
Yep, I'm talking about...
THE MEDIA
The media has kept this story alive, and on top of the front page so they can avoid reporting on stories like...Diane Feinstein's recent resignation from an appropriations committee that made her husband millions of dollars
Stories of successful operations in Iraq.
The recent ass-whoopings delivered on the Taliban in Afghanistan by the allies.
or
Anything else that might reflect positively on the Bush Administration.
Congratulations, you are all...
DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WEEK
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