Fire Meet Steel

An
Excerpt
from the
Personal Blog
of
Rosie O'Donnell
(uncrowned queen of All media)


-tanker truck blew up in San Francisco

-destroyed overpass above it

-now people saying fire has melted steel

- i question the timing


-stinks of a set up

-all out to get me

-karl rove forced abc to deny my money demands

-made them refuse to fire barbara walters

-i'll show them

-my show biggest in history

-make more money than dr. phil & oprah combined

-they can't stop me

-i'm all powerful

-i know they used lasers & black magic

-to melt bridge

-to make me look crazy

-IM NOT CRAZY!


-they are crazy

-but im onto them